im-heem:

beautyandthebooty:

enragedcunt:

war-ant:

dammit topanga.

Zamn, Daddy.

Danielle Fishel

still plottin in 2014

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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volevosoloessereamata:

rookiemag:

Rest in peace.

-lucy

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

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Pete Wentz tattoo appreciation 

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